Good words and bad words

Why do good words sometimes make people say bad words?




Sorry I'm sideways. Mom didn't realize she'd catch something on her phone worth sharing.

All sorts of stuff!

Auntie Shannon left yesterday and I'm very sad. She was so much fun! I love it when she laughs and acts silly with me. I really hope she comes back soon.

I'm a little confused though... I heard mom and Auntie Shannon joking in a silly sing-song voice "she has your last name but is nobody's sister"! I don't get it.

But speaking of last names... did you know I'm related to Squidward from the Sponge Bob show?! His middle name is my last name! His creator - I guess that means his dad - had my last name so when he named Squidward, he made his middle name my last name. Can you believe it!? He just said his full name the other day on the show. Shannon and mommy both looked at each other in disbelief and checked the computer. I wonder if he'll come visit me...

In other news, I can suck on my foot thumbs now! Mom says I'm "bendy". They don't taste as good as my other thumbs though.

And did you know my mom can do magic? She put some magic in a bottle with some water to make me something neat to play with for a little while. Check it out!

Pretty cool huh? I wonder if she can make the dogs glow like that...

Soooo busy!

Yesterday I was SOOOO busy! Grandma invited me over to play all afternoon. It was so much fun! I played nonstop. When we left, I settled in for a nice long nap in my carseat but mom had another suprise for me... we stopped to see Papa Milt on the way home! Holy cow!

Here we are in our "papa milt hats".

I was all tuckered out by the time we got in the car to go home. I was in such a deep sleep that the next thing I knew, I was waking up in my crib in the morning! I don't think I've ever slept that hard!

It was a great day!

Monkey feet!

Do you know there are more fingers to grab things with at the end of my feet?! Why didn't anyone tell me this sooner?!

I like getting a better grip on my bottle

Oh no! I'm losin it!!!

Whew! That was a close one!

I hope you're all enjoying your foot fingers as much as I am!

ANOTHER new friend!!!

Mommy's friend, Eli, made me a new friend!

His name is Aaron.

In other news, I had my very first babysitter yesterday! Auntie Shannon offered to watch me while mommy enjoyed her mother's day gift... a nice massage! Mommy said she really needed it because I've been such a Mr. Cranky Pants this week. In my own defense, I've got a sore butt. You try being charming with a sore butt! Not gonna happen!

Chock full o' nuts!

I have had one crazy week!

On Tuesday, I got to hang out with Grandma and Grandpa!

Then on Wednesday I got to hang out with Gran-Papa Milt and Auntie Shannon. Shannon kept telling me how cute I am and Gran-Papa Milt made funny noises to make me smile. Mom forgot to take pictures though, so you'll just have to take my word for it. On Thursday I brought dad some lunch at the shop. Mom is still trying to fatten him up. I don't have the heart to tell her it's not working.

I had all sorts of accomplishments this week too! I hold my own bottle most of the time now... unless I'm feeling lazy and keep dropping it until mom will hold it. I learned that if I roll over, I can GET PLACES! That's right! When I see toys next to me but just out of reach, I learned that I can reach them to play with them by rolling over. So now I'm rolling over all over the place just in case there might be a toy wherever I end up.

This time I found a book!

And did you know I can play with my toys while sitting up now? Look! Look!

There is a downside to playing sitting up though...

...sometimes I get sleepy

... very sleepy

ok, not just very sleepy. I actually fall asleep.

Dad sometimes falls asleep while sitting up and he stays upright. I'll have to remember to ask him for some pointers.

Hic... hic... Hiccup!

Is it ok for a mom to call her kid a drunk monkey?

Yeah, yeah... I know. I couldn't keep my balance and I had crazy hiccups. But the "monkey" part was just uncalled for!